1/17/11

Big ass doggie....nice doggie.....

Meet the greatest of the Great Danes, Giant George.
Giant George, World's Tallest Dog

Giant George, World's Tallest Dog

Jacob Chinn/Guinness World Records
George is 43 inches from paw to shoulder, and 7 feet, three inches from head to tail. That's a lot of dog.

He sleeps in his own queen-sized bed and can sit in a chair like a human.

Giant George was crowned world's largest dog by Guinness World Records in February, 2010.

Now aint that interesting

Amy Winehouse might be be famous for her "F--K Me" pumps, but Vivienne Westwood puts new meaning into "shoe-gasm" with these penis-shaped shoes.
Penis Shoe - Vivienne Westwood Penis Shoe

Vivienne Westwood is a bold designer and this penis shoe proves it.

Getty Images
The shoe, created in 1995, is part of "Vivienne Westwood Shoes: An Exhibition 1973- 2010" taking place at the Selfridges Ultralounge department store in London.

And there's a lot more to Westwood, check out her Web site.

Sick sick sick

Necrophilia Suspect: She Didn't Look Dead To Me

Saturday January 15, 2011
Richard Sanden Necrophilia Mug ShotI know not everyone is expressive or even active in bed... but I'd like to think most people would notice if their sex partner was dead.

Police say Richard Elwood Sanden called the cops when he noticed his girlfriend wasn't breathing after sex... and when medics arrived, they put the time of death at about an hour before the time he told police the intercourse had taken place.

Sanden, 55, insists he had no idea the victim, 48-year-old Rebecca Whitehead was dead when he last had sex with her.

But police say he tried to hide some video equipment when they arrived -- and after they watched what he had recorded, he was charged with necrophilia.

Yuck.

Whatever is on that tape also apparently caused a judge to raise his bond from $4,500 all the way up to $500,000.

Sanden has also been charge with charged with possession of marijuana and abuse of a corpse.

Sanden told police he met Whitehead on a telephone dating service, and that the two had been living together for about three and a half months, according to the Washington Times-Herald.

Now, he's living in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. (Dumb Crime du Jour)

1/16/11

What, For the Love of God, Is This Gross Thing?

I'll give you a hint: It came straight from a human mouth.
It's used dental floss, photographed by Steve Gschmeissner. I don't know what the hell is that purple stuff and I don't want to know. It's one is a series of photos in a Daily Mail article showing everyday objects under Scanning Electronic Microscopes. Here's another fascinating one, of a needle and a thread.
Now what I expected. It's weirdly unsettling how everything seems so brittle and disorganized at this scale.

This Isn't an Outpost on Another Planet, It's the South Pole

Does it get cooler than this? A telescope, called BICEP, collecting data on BLACK BATTER, located on the SOUTH POLE. I think that it does not. It's hard to believe something this incredible looking is found on earth.
Those red lights you see are actually meant to improve visibility within the telescope, blocking out ambient light pollution (as much as there is on the South Pole) while still allowing the station's crew to navigate. Oh, and that gorgeous ribbon of color in the background? The Milky Way. Stick a good wireless connection in there, and I think this might be the perfect place to get away for a while and write.

Hunter Becomes Hunted: A Fox Shoots a Man

When a fox was shot by a hunter, it didn't die. Instead, when the hunter tried to finish the fox off with the butt of his gun, the animal pulled the trigger of the gun and shot the hunter right back.
The man (who remains anonymous) was hunting for foxes in Belarus (who aren't protected from hunting because they transmit rabies), close to the border of Poland. After being shot from a distance, according to the police, "the animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw". The fox managed to run off as friends jumped in to save the wounded man.
Obviously, a man's life is more valuable than the animal's but I can't help but think that this is some sort of twisted poetic justice.

1/7/11

Sock No More!: Underwear w/ Built-In Wiener

Note: Jump is NSFW on account of fake-ass wieners.

Seen here looking suspiciously like they Photoshopped some uglier a-hole's face on my body, a model models a pair of wiener-enhancin' underwear (which are far more advanced than THESE ones) from designer Andrew Christian. Way to call yourself out, Andrew! GEE, I WONDER WHO HAS A SMALL PENIS?! Haha, yeah it's me. :(
The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer and Brief. These revolutionary new skivvies feature a soft hidden cup, sculpted into a penis shape (available in black or white models!), that adds around 2 inches to guy's frontal measurement. "Guys want underwear that looks natural, feels great and makes them feel confident," says Christian.

No Andrew, guys don't want underwear that "looks natural, feels great and makes them feel confident", guys want underwear that makes it look like they have a giant submarine sandwich for a penis that women find twice as mouth-watering as a $5 footlong from Subway. Which reminds me: one time I stuffed a sweatshirt down my pants before a date and the girl was so impressed she couldn't wait to get back home. Literally -- she excused herself to the restroom and then dove out a restaurant window and ran. DAMMIT YOU SAID WE WERE GOING DUTCH!

Hit the jump for some NSFW shots of the wienerwear, along with a shot of the designer, who, despite his looks, is actually straight.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA -- did I fool anybody?!

1/5/11

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!: Droid Lover

First C3, then Jar-Jar, and next thing you know you're turnin' freaky-ass tricks in a Mos Eisley bathroom stall. It's a slippery slope, bro, and from the looks of things you're at least halfway down with no trees to break your fall. Just remember: some of them aliens got multiple wieners. They're not gonna wanna pay extra!

Hey, We All Like Star Wars But...Damn!

PIC

12/24/10

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